Hot Guy March Madness 2022

Hot Guy March Madness 2022

Hot Guy March Madness 2022

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai - March 29, 2022 - 59:06

No Worst Things First, No Deep Dive, Just Hot Guys! It's the fifth annual Hot Guy March Madness, where we pit hot guys against each other in fun and ridiculous scenarios. Who will be this year's reigning HUNK? Play along with us and your friends by filling out your own bracket! You can print out the bracket here:, or you can screenshot the one we posted on Instagram. Share your bracket by tagging @unhappyhour and use the hashtag #HGMM. Drumroll please! Here are this year's questions to debate for each round:Round 1: Which man would look better riding a horse bareback along the beach?Round 2: Which man would look better in nothing but the apron he’s wearing to cook you a soufflé? Round 3: Which man would be better at building you an ark to survive the inevitable flood?Round 4: Who would look better with his arms and/or thighs being used as a weighted blanket? i.e. the superior cuddles?Round 5: Which man would you rather be trapped at the bottom of a well with?FINAL ROUND: Who would you rather The Notebook with?Follow the team: @MattBellassai, @FinkelBariPie, @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter,) and @UnhappyHour (on Instagram) (Please Note: this episode was recorded on Wednesday, March 23rd.)

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