Latest Episodes
Tech-NO-logy (with Moshe Kasher)
February 18, 2020
Pizza inspections, an old lady buys condoms, and deep diving in technology. After that we have comedian Moshe Kasher in to talk about...
ValenWhine's Day 2020 (with Lane Moore)
February 11, 2020
An Oscar Meyer Weiner incident, a bag full of drugs, and diving deep into YOUR love lives! Guest complainer and resident dating expert...
Deep (Sea) Dive (with Matt and Bari)
February 4, 2020
Chubby owls, snakes in couches, and deep diving into the big blue wet thing we know and HATE as oceans! There's no guest this week, so...
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From professional whiner and award-winning drunk Matt Bellassai comes Unhappy Hour, the podcast about everything we love to hate. Join Matt and his special guests as they vent about all things political, personal and cultural. Because nothing brings people together like good alcohol and good complaining.
More Episodes
Tech-NO-logy (with Moshe Kasher)
February 18, 2020
Pizza inspections, an old lady buys condoms, and deep diving in technology. After that we have comedian Moshe Kasher in to talk about...
ValenWhine's Day 2020 (with Lane Moore)
February 11, 2020
An Oscar Meyer Weiner incident, a bag full of drugs, and diving deep into YOUR love lives! Guest complainer and resident dating expert...
Deep (Sea) Dive (with Matt and Bari)
February 4, 2020
Chubby owls, snakes in couches, and deep diving into the big blue wet thing we know and HATE as oceans! There's no guest this week, so...
Hangover Hell (with Josh Gondelman)
January 28, 2020
Sexy bananas, devil cats, and diving deep into hangovers. Then we've got comedian and author Josh Gondelman on the pod! Bari is watching...
Sidewalk Etiquette (with Karen Chee)
January 21, 2020
Urine soaked escalators, stolen cats, and deep diving into Matt's rules of sidewalk etiquette. After that, we have comedian Karen Chee...
Oscar Snubs and Football Schlubs (with Bobby Finger)
January 14, 2020
Dipping sauces, squirrel burglars and diving deep into the unholy time of the year that is football season. After that, we have podcast...
Our 100th Episode! (with Matt’s Mom and Bari’s Dad)
January 7, 2020
A Worst Things First fact check, Arby's gift cards, and 100 episodes of Unhappy Hour! After that, we have two VIP guests: Deborah...
The 2019 Grumpy Awards
December 17, 2019
Mattress thieves, cowboy pigeons, and deep diving into the gifts that Florida bestowed on us all. After that, we have the annual Grumpy...
Biting Our Tongues (with Yassir Lester)
December 10, 2019
Adult diaper bandits, Florida baby showers, and deep diving into the freezing tundra of winter. Then comedian Yassir Lester joins us in...
Thanks-Givin' Some Advice (with Matt and Bari)
November 26, 2019
Bambi attacks a Walmart, Ikea criminals, and deep diving into your questions about how to survive the Thanksgiving holiday. After that,...
The Great Matt HATE-Off (with Janelle James)
November 19, 2019
Castaway cows, wild turkeys, and deep diving into Matt's newest hobby: baking. After that, we have comedian Janelle James in the studio...
A Very Hairy B*tch Sesh (with Stacy London)
November 12, 2019
Insta-hit-men, pot related sinus infections, and diving deep into HAIR! After all that we've got stylist, author, ICON, Stacy London...
Daylight RAGING Time (with Rachel Wenitsky)
November 5, 2019
Alien invasion in Kentucky, a New Jersey country club court fight, and deep diving into the darkness that is Daylight Savings Time....
Pumpkin? PumCAN'T! (with Emmy Blotnick)
October 29, 2019
Bloody basements, jail break ins, and diving deep into PUMPKINS. After all that, comedian Emmy Blotnick joins the pod for an incredible...
No Heteromance (with Cameron Esposito)
October 22, 2019
Drunk scootering, goat home invasions and deep diving into the hot mess that is straight couples. After that, we have comedian Cameron...
Dishwashers Are A Scam (with Chelsea Devantez)
October 15, 2019
Ukrainian orphan update, two trash cans of acorns, and deep diving into cleaning. After that, we have comedian/writer Chelsea Devantez...
Sports Fans? More Like Trash Cans! (with Nikki Glaser)
October 8, 2019
A wasabi mishap, biting a camel, and diving deep into the season of SPORTS FANS! After that, we have comedian Nikki Glaser in the studio...
Pumpkin Spice NOT-te (with Laura Dreyfuss)
October 1, 2019
Elderly drug smugglers, the orphan, and deep diving into the autumnal season. After that, we have actor Laura Dreyfuss in the studio to...
Tall Girl Problems (with Liza Koshy)
September 24, 2019
Fiery love, fugitive pigs and deep diving into tall girl problems. After that, we have comedian, actor and Internet sensation Liza Koshy...
Self-Care In A Sex Dungeon (with Philip Markle)
September 17, 2019
A $120,000 mistake, backpack dragons, and deep diving into Matt's least favorite flavors. After that, we have comedian/performer Philip...
Claws Out (with Ira Madison III)
September 10, 2019
Exploding toolboxes, BBQ crepes and deep diving into the stress of the first day of school. Then, writer Ira Madison III (host of the...
It's Not Me, But Also It's Probably Me (with Hari Kondabolu)
September 3, 2019
Sex pigs, attack of the vultures and diving deep into even more of Matt's dating pet peeves. After all that, comedian, writer and...
Group Exer-sighs (with Shalewa Sharpe)
August 27, 2019
Flying mattresses, scooter bandits and diving deep into the sweat torture that is group fitness. After than, we have comedian Shalewa...
Grapefruit? More like HATE-fruit (with Jordan Carlos)
August 20, 2019
Lost dentures, ketchup kidnappers, and deep diving into so-called health foods. Then we have comedian Jordan Carlos (co-host of the...
Awkward 4 Lyfe (with Jacqueline Novak)
August 13, 2019
Undercover assassins, powdered mushroom poisoning, and deep diving into those awkward situations you can't escape. After that, we have...
Don't Cry Out Loud (with Dewayne Perkins)
August 6, 2019
Stolen tarantulas, hot tub bacteria and deep diving into what makes us cry. After that, we have comedian and writer Dewayne Perkins on...
Drunk Homosexual Jimmy Buffett (with Jillian Bell)
July 30, 2019
Sonic bike-and-dash, a pizza-motivated attack, and diving deep into the truth about vacations. After that, we've got actor Jillian Bell...
Complain-A-Thon (with Allison Raskin)
July 23, 2019
Super meth squirrels, passing pacifiers, and deep diving into Matt's biggest rant yet! We have Allison Raskin (Just Between Us/Please...
Too Hot To Handle (with Manny Jacinto)
June 4, 2019
Toilet pythons, calling 911 on yourself and a deep dive into the oncoming summer heat! For our season finale, we have special guest...
Unhappy Birth-nay (with Allison Williams and Logan Browning)
May 28, 2019
Prom Parties, Goodwill grenades, and diving deep into Birthday Divas (Happy Birthday, Bari!) After all that, we’ve got Allison Williams...
Life Un-couragement (with Michelle Buteau)
May 21, 2019
Panty raids, pool diarrhea, and a deep dive into YOUR problems! Then, we've got actor/comedian Michelle Buteau (Late Night Whenever) in...
A Damper On Your Camper (with Mary Houlihan)
May 14, 2019
"Obscene" bumper stickers, alligator smuggling, and a deep dive into why Matt will never go camping. Then, we've got comedian Mary...
Email Us For Advice!
May 10, 2019
We're doing another advice segment, but this time it's not just about love and relationships. If you have any issues, problems,...
k thnx (with Dylan Marron)
May 7, 2019
Moose nuggets, Heck Boy, and diving deep into texting etiquette. Then, we've got guest Dylan Marron (Conversations with People Who Hate...
Just Say No To Idiots (with Anna Drezen)
April 30, 2019
Flightless birds, butt worms, and diving deep into idiots. AKA Matt's luggage was lightly stolen by an idiot. After that, we've got...
Mathalamew of House Bellassai (with Matteo Lane, Emma Willmann)
April 23, 2019
Zombie pigs, weaponized iguanas, and diving deep into what life would be like for Matt Bellassai if he were in the world of Game of...
Dealbreakers (with Rhea Butcher)
April 16, 2019
A bunny burlesque display, bugs in the eyeball, and diving deep into Matt’s relationship dealbreakers. Then, we've got comedian Rhea...
Here Come The Sighs (with Travis Coles)
April 9, 2019
Farting bosses, spider cookies, and diving deep into wedding season. Then, we've got actor Travis Coles (Liza on Demand; David Makes...
No Friend In Sight (with Greta Titelman)
April 2, 2019
Guzzling Axe Body Spray, Matt's adventures in Florida, and diving deep into how to make friends as an adult. After that, we've got...
Spring Has Sprangt (With Sydnee Washington)
March 26, 2019
Toilet Iguanas, naked mannequin garden parties, and diving deep into the bug-infested season of spring. We've also got comedian Sydnee...
Hot Guy March Madness! (with Nichole Perkins)
March 19, 2019
Goat mayors, breaking and breakfasting and the second annual Hot Guy March Madness! 32 Hunks, 4 challenges, 3 judges, and 1 winner....
Going Out (With Brandon Scott Jones)
March 12, 2019
Taco Bell Fire Sauce, immortal juice, and diving deep into the emotional toll of going out. After all that, we've got actor Brandon...
Werkin On My Fitness (with Larry Owens)
March 5, 2019
Fat rats, delicious sea meat, and diving deep into the horrors of working out. After all that, we've got the talented, hilarious Larry...
Beware of Dog Owners (with Tracy Clayton)
February 26, 2019
Used condoms, 2,000 Smurfs and diving deep into the worst kinds of dog owners. This one gets personal. After all that, Tracy Clayton is...
Breakfast? More Like Break-BLISSt (with Pat Regan)
February 19, 2019
Polar bears, super smash bro brawl, and diving deep into the beauty of breakfast. Then we've got the hilarious comedian Pat Regan in the...
Love? Solved It! (with Lane Moore)
February 12, 2019
Romantic Depot, stoned kids and diving deep into the do's and (mostly) dont's of online dating. Then comedian, musician, author,...
Twerkin' From Home (with Akilah Hughes)
February 5, 2019
Rubber nuggets, no hedgehog kissing, and diving deep into working from home. After all that, comedian, writer, Internet extraordinaire...
More Money, More B*tching (with Gaby Dunn)
January 29, 2019
Back pain cures, lawless emus and diving deep into Matt's budgeting expertise. Why are we getting all of Matt's bank account...
Trashin' Winter Fashion (with Liza Treyger)
January 22, 2019
Pringle wine, killing with kindness, and diving deep into the many layers of winter fashion. After all that, we've got comedian Liza...
POF - Person of Florida (with Franchesca Ramsey)
January 15, 2019
Stolen lottery cards, return of the fatberg, and diving deep into the things in Matt's life that do NOT spark joy. After all that, we've...
New Year, New Jeers (with William Jackson Harper)
January 8, 2019
Twinning, breaking and snuggling, and diving deep into New Year's Resolutions. One of Matt's 2019 goals? Be more positive! So Matt and...
The Grumpy Awards (with Michael Zegen)
December 18, 2018
E. coliflower, beaver massacres, and diving deep into the worst things about 2018. That's right, the most highly anticipated award...
Jingle Hell (with Ana Gasteyer)
December 11, 2018
Anti-french fry propaganda, Abcde, and diving deep into the worst part of holiday cheer: THE MUSIC. You'll never hear "Frosty The...
Holiday DecorHATING (with Mamrie Hart)
December 4, 2018
Dumb dogs, criminal toots, and diving deep into decking the halls. Then we've got the Mamrie Hart in the studio for an interview and...
Winter Is Coming (with Ashley Nicole Black)
November 27, 2018
Bongo break ins, malicious mischief, and diving deep into winter. Then we've got comedian and actor Ashley Nicole Black (Full Frontal...
Pilgrims? More Like KILLgrims (with Kimiko Glenn)
November 20, 2018
Loose pigs, hologram brides and diving deep into pilgrims. Tis the season for buckle hats, OR IS IT?! Then we've got actor Kimiko Glenn...
Only Juice Grapes (with Jo Firestone)
November 13, 2018
It's raining pants-less men (from the ceiling of a Waffle House), unidentified flying dildos strike again and a deep dive in the form of...
Holiday Season's Here, B*tch (with Ike Barinholtz)
November 6, 2018
Matt and Bari are back for our Unhappy Hour Season Three premiere! We're calling the paramedics for some pastries and dating ghosts in...
High School? Not Fetch! (with Daniel Franzese)
October 3, 2018
"On October 3rd, he asked me what day it is." We know, we know, we usually come out on Tuesdays, but we just couldn't help ourselves....
Great British B*tch Off
September 25, 2018
Matt gets his knickers in a twist on all things British.
A Very Musical Episode (with Natalie Walker)
September 18, 2018
You read that title right, this is our musical episode. It's the episode nobody asked for and yet everyone has been waiting for. IT'S...
Strawberry MilkSHAKIN MY HEAD (with Mara Wilson)
September 11, 2018
Fred's back, cat murders, and diving deep into all your worst dessert opinions. After that, we've got actor and writer Mara Wilson...
The Worst Place (with D'Arcy Carden)
September 4, 2018
Homophobic cubs, viral brides, and diving deep into the Hell that is Matt's Bad Place. After that, D'Arcy Carden (The Good Place) joins...
Two Iconic Asses (with Adam Rippon)
August 28, 2018
Ice screams, ancient cheese, and diving deep into people who don't GET IT! But you know who does get it? Our special guest complainer,...
No Chillennials (with Grace Helbig)
August 21, 2018
Liberated goats, squirrel stalkers, and diving deep into all the things we Millennials have MURDERED. Then we visit comedian, author,...
Who Run The World? (with Erin Gibson)
August 14, 2018
Cow detectives, wack-n-bikin', and diving deep into the disgusting minds of Beyoncé haters. Matt finally debunks every "argument"...
Two Thousand and Hate (with Catherine Cohen)
August 7, 2018
Serial farting, screwing bushes, and diving deep into every mistake we made between the years 2000 - 2009. After all that, we've got the...
Matt Gets The Rose (with Lane Moore)
July 31, 2018
Naked yoga, donut bribes, and diving deep into dating. Resident relationship expert Matt Bellassai shares his least favorite things...
We Smell Like Beef (with Ava Ryan)
July 24, 2018
The sink rat, fashun Crocs, and diving deep into babysitting. Why babysitting? Because we're doing this whole episode about children. We...
Pixar? PixFART! (with W. Kamau Bell)
July 17, 2018
Turtle smuggling, clipping nails, and diving deep into Pixar movies. Then Emmy nominated comedian W. Kamau Bell joins the pod to talk...
Live from Philly!
July 10, 2018
Matt and Bari get just a teeny-tiny-barely-noticeable-bit intoxicated live on stage at the Philadelphia Podcast Festival. There's worst...
Fourth of Ju-WHY (with Lauren Duca)
July 3, 2018
Wawagators, blimps, and diving deep into your terrible July 4th barbecue. Then we get patriotic with writer and Teen Vogue columnist...
Matt's The Pizza Rat (with Lindsey Weber and Emily Fleischaker)
June 26, 2018
Apparently Matt doesn't like pizza, so we did a whole episode where he attempts to trash it. First, we go on a pizza crawl around the...
All Dads Are Gay (with Raymond Braun)
June 19, 2018
HAPPY PRIDE!! The bubonic plague is back, two straights got stuck together mid-coitus, and we dive deep into Bad Dads. Plus, we...
Later, Nature!
May 15, 2018
Groundhog traffic, ticks, and diving deep into everything else that's terrible about Mother Nature. Matt even steps out of the studio...
Unhappily Ever After
May 8, 2018
Once upon a time, there was a princess named Matt Bellassai. She saw Frozen on Broadway and decided to shade all the other official...
Worst Things Thirst (with Bim Adewunmi and Nichole Perkins)
May 1, 2018
Woodchuck jerky, burrito rats, and diving deep into the worst things about hot people. That's right, we're getting THIRSTY on today's...
Like Three Gays In A Pod (with Tobin Low and Kathy Tu)
April 24, 2018
High raccoons, gay pills, and diving deep into the worst things about shopping for clothes. Then Kathy Tu and Tobin Low, the amazing...
Your Royal HIGHness (with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang)
April 17, 2018
Stoned mice, wooing Taylor Swift, and diving deep into the Royal Family. Then Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang from your fav pop culture...
No Way LA (a special episode)
April 10, 2018
Matt and Bari fly all the way to Los Angeles for a super deep dive into the worst things about LA. They hike, they attempt to escape a...
Matt Gets Peeved (with Quinta Brunson)
April 3, 2018
Bag-o-hands, lost wallabies, and diving deep into TWO mini topics: Katy Perry and Matt's pet peeves. Then special guest complainer...
Midwest and Gettin Dressed (with Trixie Mattel)
March 27, 2018
Doomsday kits, Ragu fires, and diving deep into Matt's Midwestern roots. Then Matt and Bari head to Trixie Mattel's hotel room for a...
HGTV: Human Garbage Television (with Amanda Seales)
March 20, 2018
Everyone's gay, RIP Toys R Us, and diving deep into the hellish channel that is HGTV. Our guest complainer this week is the hilarious...
Hot Guy March Mattness (with Guy Branum)
March 13, 2018
Blues Clues, zombie cheerleaders, and diving deep into Hot Guy March Madness. That’s right, burn your college basketball brackets and...
Hannah Hates Cake (with Hannah Hart)
March 6, 2018
Laced cheesecake, anal worms, and diving deep into award show season. Plus, Hannah Hart joins the pod for a short interview and food...
A Very POT-ter Special (with Evanna Lynch)
February 27, 2018
Evanna Lynch, a Harry Potter debate, and Matt gets high for the first time at Hogwarts. That’s right Unhappy listeners, this is a...
Alternative Olympics (with John Early and Kate Berlant)
February 20, 2018
Lactose intolerance, pizza deliveries, strange car encounters and diving deep into the Olympics. Plus guest complainers John Early and...
ValenWHINE's Day (with Fortune Feimster)
February 13, 2018
Toilet hamsters, Mike Pence’s gay figure skater addiction, and the worst things about Valentine’s Day. Plus, guest complainer Fortune...
Airplanes Are The Sh*t (with Nicole Byer)
February 6, 2018
Flamethrowers, talking killer whales, and diving deep into the worst airplane passengers. Plus, Nicole Byer (Loosely Exactly Nicole)...
We're coming baaaack!
February 1, 2018
Season two of Unhappy Hour drops this upcoming Tuesday, February 6th. That’s right, we’re coming out on TUESDAYS this season. What...
The 2017 Grumpy Awards
December 22, 2017
Matt hosts the inaugural Grumpies, the award ceremony that commemorates and commiserates the worst people/places/things of 2017.
Rants from the Road
December 1, 2017
Blake's Tweets, traveling bums, and diving deep into the worst audience members to grace Matt's presence. THAT'S RIGHT! Matt's back in...
Unhappy Hour Live at The Greene Space!
October 27, 2017
We had our very first live show at The Greene Space in NYC! Fran Tirado, Tracy Clayton and Heben Nigatu fought for Matt's love in a...
Halloweiners and Hallowginas (with Jenny Yang)
October 20, 2017
Krispy Kreme dust, fajita thievery, and diving deep into your Halloween party, aka Matt's Hell. Do NOT invite him to it. Unless there’s...
F**ked... By The Squirreluminati (with Corinne Fisher & Krytsyna Hutchinson)
October 13, 2017
Szechuan sauce riots, Kellysham Conway & diving deep into the #Squirreluminati. Then the hosts of Guys We F**ked join Matt in the stude...
When Harry Met Matt (with Who! Weekly's Bobby Finger and Lindsey Weber)
October 6, 2017
Vagina Necklaces, President Beyoncé Knowles, and the greatest love story ever told: When Harry Styles met Matt. Plus! Bobby and Lindsey...
Cake, Cake, Cake (with Joel Kim Booster)
September 29, 2017
Jon Snow’s wedding, WH emails, and diving deep into the upcoming Supreme Court case, CHARLIE CRAIG AND DAVID MULLINS V. MASTERPIECE...
A Very Drag Spectacular (With Nico Tortorella)
September 22, 2017
RuPaul’s DragCon, Gay Marriage in Australia, and diving deep into the disaster that is taking gender too seriously. Plus, actor Nico...
That Macaroni and Cheese Sound (with Ziwe Fumudoh)
September 8, 2017
Mario Mario, spider propaganda, and diving deep into the worst types of roommates (basically, just Matt. Matt's an awful roommate)....
Diva Deathmatch (with Matteo Lane)
September 1, 2017
Self-driving pizzas, despaciNO, and diving deep into old people. Plus, comedian, singer, illustrator, basically gay mogul Matteo Lane...
You Scream, I Scream, We're All Screaming (with Heben Nigatu)
August 25, 2017
Funeral brawls, animatronic robot uprisings and diving deep into trendy ice cream flavors. To top it all off Heben Nigatu, co-host of...
Jelly Jeans and Other Bad Ideas (with Aparna Nancherla)
August 18, 2017
The Plague, Backstreet Boy farts, and diving deep into terrible ideas, (lookin’ at you, cheeto-themed restaurants). And comedian Aparna...
Call Me, Beep Me (with Christy Carlson Romano)
August 11, 2017
Despacito, skunks, and diving deep into straight people stuff with Fran Tirado (Hello Mr., Food 4 Thot). After that, Matt welcomes...
Eat, Rant, Love (with Gillian Jacobs)
August 4, 2017
Princess Di's ghost, WH hackers, and diving deep into Matt's favorite topic: food. Specifically, foods he hates. Specifically, mac n...
Snooty is dead, long live Snooki (with Snooki and Joey)
July 28, 2017
Cheese or squash? Rabid or misunderstood squirrel? And diving deep into the murky world of straight white men. Plus, Nicole Polizzi and...
The Internet Is Terrible, Always (with Tracy Clayton)
July 21, 2017
Robot suicides, 30 contacts, and diving deep into the worst people on the Internet. Plus, Tracy Clayton, one half of the hit podcast...
Under Review (with Bryan Safi and Erin Gibson of Throwing Shade)
July 14, 2017
Bear attacks, gluten free communion wafers, and deep diving into Internet reviews. Plus, Matt visits Bryan Safi and Erin Gibson from the...
We Mess With Texas (with Angela Kinsey)
July 7, 2017
In the debut episode of Unhappy Hour, Matt Bellassai talks the worst news of the week and dives deep into the horror that is Texas....
Coming Soon: Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai
June 28, 2017
Unhappy Hour is about everything we love to hate. Every week, professional whiner and award-winning drunk Matt Bellassai brings on...
