The Tony Kornheiser Show

The Tony Kornheiser Show
"Population 1"
"Population 1"
"Adventures at the Apple Store"
"Chuck goes for the under"
"Alan, party of one"
"Deject this!"
"How 'bout them Redskins?"
"Fearcasting with Kip"
"Set the board to less than zero"
"Pat Boone ruins everything"
"He's a real glute guy"
"So Long Cy Berg"
"La Cheerserie on the Acela"
"That's a lot of cow"
"The cars they are a changin' "
"Brownies ala Ant"
"Get your Jarlsberg here!"
"Try the Romaine"
"Goat Enthusiasts"
"Gluteal Soreness"
"Sweet Home Chicago"
"Mr Tony's Sports Book"
"Hey Howie - I need 3:15 on boots"
"You say McCown, I say McNown, let's call the whole thing off."
"Thanks Gary"
"I'll take the 16 1/2 thank you"
"In My Room"
"Check out in line 3"
"Dr Anastasia"
"You weren't on your phone, were you?"
"The path to 9-20"
"Doggy Downers"
"The $46,000 question"
"Candy power rankings"
"How do you like those apples Tony?"
"Playing Mega Millions with the Brauns"
"Copper to the IR"
"The Peter Man"
"Jeffrey Maier still hates Tony"
"You can't outrun a fox"
"Johnny Miller 24, Tony Kornheiser 1"
"Highway 421 Revisited"
"Just another lousy band"
"Was doesn't feed the bulldog"
"Isn't that the same squirrel?"
"Reverse Naked Choke"
"Second that emoji"
"M & M Gladiators"
"I think I'm Norse"
"Franklin Delanor Wilbon"
"Do you want to know Ryder Cup score?"
"The old "Who's Who" scam"
"How's your drop foot?"
"Raymond's In There"
"Tiger!"
"WWE"
"Hanging with Dutch Schultz"
"Nespresso and Copper"
"Harry's Marinara"
"Chalk???"
"Famous Florences for 50 Alex"
"Maybe Copper needs a Slim Jim"
"Speak now, or forever hold your peace."
"RIP Turd Ferguson"
"Is that Stanford or Samford?"
"Hey Alex, no more keg stands"
"Close to the baseball bats and knives"
"Kip is back!!"
"Getting Locked In"
"Trapped like a badger in a cave"
"What did you do Nigel???"
"My tooth, my car, and now the phone??"
"Walking among the cows"
"Have you milked a cow?"
"Burgooned"
"Pop Up with Chuck Todd"
"So long, but we'll be back soon"
"Amity, as you know, means friendship"
"Like a homeless man on the subway"
"A 3 to 23 foot long snake"
"Let's talk tomatoes"
"He probably drives a Bentley"
"I am Rachel, hear me roar!"
"It is what it is"
"You can't drop that!!"
"Novellas on the pitch"
"We're not going to be F'ing suck this year!"
"Sleep of the Dog"
"Stick to the schedule Old Man!"
"Eating flowers with Mr. Rogers"
"Viet Nam standard time"
"She ate the bird"
"Sandsie loves sports"
"Skilled at the internet"
"Do you want to hear my dry cleaning story?"
"Has anybody seen Glenn Close?"
"Parenting by Tony K"
"My name is FU Cracker"
"These dogs no longer choke"
"Hey look - it's Mark Rypien!"
"Getting to know Luke"
"I'm potentially an idiot"
"Candy, Gum, and Strippers"
"Monie gets the Ace!"
"You must be hungry"
"Bruce!!!"
"The Sandsie space time continuum"
"New York Style"
"Groundhog day of the dead"
"Scolding Tony"
"Congrats to Brian Trotz!"
"2100 degrees"
"Kentucky de Mayo"
"Is that NY style Pizza Tony?""
"Players Lot!!"
"I Like the Moon"
"Alas poor Yorick"
"Let's cuddle"
"The Chicken Dance"
"Another brick in the walkway"
"Have you seen my keys?"
"It's actually Greg"
"9 more years to go"
"Mr Porthuaser"
"Old Yeller him!!"
"Does anyone know the canine heimlich maneuver??"
"We feel your pain Nick from Amtrak"
"Naked Man Attacks"
"Aloha Mr. Steiner"
"The demise of Sky Bars"
"April 39th"
"Matza with cheese"
"Sweet Potatoes for Mr Kurkjian"
"Shut up Eric!"
"Shark Week"
"Careful with that axe!"
"The Dog Whisperer of Upper NW DC"
"8-12? Really??"
"You want me to die, don't you?"
"Tales from Margaritaville"
"Spike and the Sleepy SOB"
"The case of the missing ties"
"That's a lot of letters"
"If I won a million dollars..."
"March Madness Begins!"
"Otters, owls, and slugs - Oh My!"
"The Sun comes up and then does what it does"
"The seizing of the food"
"Ooooh, my leg!"
"If a tree falls..."
"The Fur Wizard?"
"The World of the Internet"
"Dream a little dream"
"Tony tries Yoga"
"Number 1 AND Number 2"
"How's the computer doing Nigel?"
"Liz Clarke, aka the drug (food) mule"
"Reflections on the Swiss Tower"
"Heated Toilet Seats"
"Fire Meat?"
"Face Flies"
"It's getting hot in here!"
"Good morning Tony! Love, Chessie"
"Welcome to the Aloha Tower"
"The never ending trial finally ends"
"Is this a Tide ad?"
"A frozen apple"
"Is that Angela Lansbury?"
"I live on a street!"
"They're called snowmobiles"
"That's a lot of counting"
"Anatomy of a cable bill"
"Don't cry over spilled water"
"So, that's a no on driverless cars Tony?"
"Who is the Fish Man?"
"Wait, we lost to UMass-Lowell??"
"Stawp the coughing!!"
"Let's get tactical!"
"Woke Bae?"
"Do you really know your neighbors?"
"Not all heroes wear capes"
"The Sun, The Moon, and Mr Tony"
"There's no crying in the cockpit"
"Moo Milk Cow??"
"The Heat Is(n't) On!"
"The case of the missing keys"
"Sweepable Snow"
"Freckles the Mule"
"Shut up Dog!"
"So long 2017"
"Bemont Park?"
"Chocolate is Chocolate!"
"Not Open for Christmas??"
"The pizza rolls are great"
"#Hangry"
"Scene Steeler"
"Super Fit!"
"I don't want arts and crafts, I want liquor!"
"I need your help"
"Luke vs The Lion"
"It's Time. Take the Baby!"
"79!"
"The Return of Kip"
"Cursing Nigel"
"The 20015 is in the line of fire"
"Live Camels"
"Duck and Cover"
"I'm sorry, it was actually Marv Albert"
"Updating....updating"
"Bootsie's Big Dinner"
"Reset it to Zero Nigel"
"Salvator Mundi"
"The sausage of podcasting"
"Tough Love Torie"
"Teddy Brosevelt"
"Sand"
"Omaha Omaha"
"Take 2"
"Tales of Bruce"
"Don't take the Holland Tunnel"
"The Connie and Maury Show"
"Flying in with the germ lady"
"When I was a kid"
"What happened to Timmy?"
"Tee it forward"
"They call me Baby Driver"
"Do I have to eat with you?"
"Hiding Michael's Candy"
"Hey bartender"
"Hyperloopin' It"
"Wolf Season"
"J. Porthauser"
"Where's the Michelin star for Chatter?"
"CD's and Movie Tapes"
"Chessie and the Spider"
"No joy in Mudville"
"The Orchid blooms!"
"The dreaded Chicago mold"
"Do you really think this is yelling?"
"More tea Mr Cillizza?"
"Talking baseball with Ron Darling"
"Hot Hands Spazgoula"
"Halloween with the Socialite"
"That's a great bill of sale"
"I Can't See the Moon!!"
"Dog Vomit"
"So, I get a big box of soap..."
"Traffic vs Aldridge, and traffic wins"
"Reptile Handler"
"You and Quinn, huh?"
"So, I'm talking to Kate..."
"The Butterfly Effect"
"Spasibo Comrade Petrov"
"Kent Tekulve is ALIVE!!!!"
"RIP Shinebox"
"Reset the board to zero Nigel"
"Sand vs PEZ"
"No tribute for tribute bands"
"Bootsie got nervous"
"The Incredible Shrinking Man"
"Should I stay or should I go?"
"Woofs on Wheels!!"
"These tomatoes were burgled!"
"The Ledecky's"
"Staring at the Sun"
"The Orange Pants Story"
"Paul Kornheiser??"
"Greg Garcia and the Guestbook"
"Farewell Jim Vance"
"RIP Steve the Robot"
"Is there an arborist in the house??"
"The King of all Podcasts"
"HOF and WOF"
"The Last Breakfast"
"Famous Last Words (sort of)"
"Is 0 for 31 good?"
"Tales of Golf with my boss"
"Welcome to the world Walker!"
"I don't wear underwear"
"I couldn't sleep at all last night"
"Death Sticks"
"Valkyrie"
"A Marin pant"
"Berry Svrluga??"
"Anyone up for a trip to Ocean City?"
"Thanks for the chicken feet and gall bladders"
"Anyone Apologize To The Donkey?"
"Lucky, the not so lucky chicken"
"They call me Harry Barnes"
"I saw the sign!!"
"Doesn't coral clash with orange?"
"Cillizza is the lead story???"
"Pilates : The Day After"
"The hypothetical tree question"
"The Road to Palau"
"That's Dr. Tony Kornheiser, if you please"
"Can't they just mail it to me?"
"The Great Jack Vardaman"
"Chessie and the Sod"
"Croc Walk"
"That's it, I'm boiling rice!!"
"No Joy In Mudville"
"I guess I'll have to build another bathroom"
"The Rise of Harry Styles"
"Horrible Bosses 2"
"A hard rain's gonna fall"
"Romeo was hangry"
"My phone buzzer thingy"
"Frisbee vomit"
"Live (ish) from Chatter"
"Try the Kendall Jackson"
"Bounce, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, bounce"
"The merits of yogurt"
"The call that never came"
"And the name is...."
"The shoe ceremony"
"Brother, can you spare some socks?"
"Buy the ticket, take the ride"
"What's your evacuation plan?"
"A Horse named Chad's?"
"The end of the flying shirt"
"Now that's a lotta show!"
"It's opening day, hon!!"
"Famous Horton's"
"Poor Akbar"
"Kenbob's big night out"
" They call me Diesel Cillizza"
"Life in the Big Apple"
"This Town Stinks"
"3DP"
"The quest for new jeans"
"Have fun at the Masters"
"Hey kid, ya gotta bic?"
"I lost a glove"
"Markwette and Baylore"
"The Starbucks dilemma"
"Upset over upsets"
"That's how you Pop Up!"
"4-12?"
"Let me take this call"
"Postcards from Camp"
"Love Will Keep Us Together"
"The 220 challenge"
"Willie Franklin"
"My name is Danger"
"Shattenkirk, or Shadenfreude?"
"And the winner is..."
"Paving the road"
"It's quiet in space"
"I am not a Monk!!"
"Bye bye Bao Bao"
"Can I check your bag please Mrs. Everett?"
"Dr. K"
"Tonight on the OPN"
"Hunting for an Edsall"
"The Gas Bill"
"Playing Hurt"
"I Love Lentil !!"
"On to Brooklyn"
"Not Possible!"
"Strawberryrita vs Snakes"
"Is that really Ollie???"
"Every hen house, outhouse and dog house"
"APB on Ollie"
"Tony and the Car to Go"
"Me and Wale"
"Farewell Mary Richards and Big Guy Brent"
"Dr. Dr. Dr. Professor Fineman"
"Jason from Dundalk"
"Alternate Faxes"
"Andy Polley"
"WAR and Avocados"
"The Socialite is in the house"
"Mr. Hunchback"
"Andre Dawson's Creek"
"The Milk Challenge"
"Was it the pickled eggs?"
"The Legend of Larry Kressel"
"Video game star"
"The In Crowd"
"Scarface"
"Cuba libre!"
"The Name Game"
"The Big Announcement"
"No joy in Mudville"
"At the Movies"
"I will find you"
"That's a Wookie move bro"​
"Hi, it's Tony, remember me?"
"Ride the Pony!!"
"Defer? Really???"
"Section 316"
"Bowling Alley French Fries are the best"
"How long is this line???"
"I'll have an Old Fashioned, Mr. Porter"
"No parking means no parking"
"99 cents"
"The return of Kip Sheeman"
"Dasvidaniya Misha"
"To Be or...whatever"​
"Ants Go Marching"

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About The Show

"The Tony Kornheiser Show" (now available exclusively on-demand) is a topical, daily talk show that starts with sports and quickly moves into politics, current events, entertainment and, really, whatever happens to be on Tony’s mind that day. The format of the show—regular sit-in guests with familiar interviews and segments—highlights not only the unique perspective of Tony Kornheiser but also the expertise of his network of friends. Join one of the most recognizable and outspoken commentators of sports and entertainment (longtime radio host in Washington, DC and current co-host of ESPN's PTI) and enjoy original episodes published every weekday ‪starting September 6th.

Hosted By

Tony Kornheiser
Tony Kornheiser

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